Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2009 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.
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BETA:-papa mai apki mammi se shadi karunga.
PAPA:-kyo?
BETA:-apne meri mammi se shadi ki hai isliya...... ..




