Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks! but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
___________________________
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
____________________________
Wife to husband.
Wife: aj mere taan,maan mein aag laga den.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
"jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein"
________________________________
Pati - Aaj subah na jaane kisaka muhn dekhkar utha tha ki din ka khana
nasib nahi hua.
Patani - Meri mane to bedroom me lage aaine ko hata do varana rojana yahi sikayat rahegi.
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Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world.
It works 24 hrs a day.
365 days in a year.
But
It stops only when
* U enter in examination hall
Or
* U get married!
A Collection of HUSBAND & WIFE jokes!!! Humorous...
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Re: A Collection of HUSBAND & WIFE jokes!!! Humorous...
by hina » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:25 pm
Sweet_human1 wrote:
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
Keep it Up. Good Jokes ... Thanks for make my day bright.
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Re: A Collection of HUSBAND & WIFE jokes!!! Humorous...
by Sweet_human1 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:49 pm
hina wrote:Sweet_human1 wrote:
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
Keep it Up. Good Jokes ... Thanks for make my day bright.
Why Hina?
Was your Day Dark till now? 
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Re: A Collection of HUSBAND & WIFE jokes!!! Humorous...
by Nid@ » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:30 pm
hina wrote:Sweet_human1 wrote:
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
Keep it Up. Good Jokes ... Thanks for make my day bright.
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