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A Sardar died and went to heaven.

Postby santa » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:32 am

A Sardar died and went to heaven.


When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
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Postby Gurya » Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:14 am

Thank You very much. Nice
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Postby princess » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:32 am

This is really very funny. Nice way to spend time.
Very Nice :D

Thank You.
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Postby roshni » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:39 am

nice
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Re: A Sardar died and went to heaven.

Postby valera » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:40 am

nice and interesting joke

Keep it up!

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