A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office :
'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' .
One day his wife fed up of this answered :
' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'.
That ended the husband's witticisms.
Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband .
She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.
The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage .
You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater
Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel.
To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?'
'Not at all,' replied the classmate.
'I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place.'