Cricket SMS Jokes
Not Just Wickets N Hits
Its A Battle Of Wits
Play All Games With Verve
Just Dont Lose Your Nerve
Till You Achieve A Victory And Recreate 1983 History!
Batting First Class Hai
Bowling Bhi Khas Hai
Fielding Thodi Aam Hai
Himmat Kamaal Hai
Woh Team World Cup Jeetegi
Jisme Dhoni Sehwag Tendulkar Bemisaal Hai
TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai
Guess What?
Socho.?
Nahi Pata?
Arre Dono Jagah.. “DHONI” hai
Yuvi Aur Zaheer Chal Gaye Pichli Baar
Khote Sikke Nahi Chalte Har Baar
Tej Karo Apne Hathiaron Ki Dhaar
Team India Ke Har Khiladi Ko Khelna Hoga Zordaar
Tabhi Hoga Quarter Final Ka Beda Paar
Jab Khelenge Ye Sher Gyaara,
Kaampega Ye Duniya Saara,
Jab Legenge Chhakke Baara-Baara,
Aur Choukkon Ka Lagega Bhandara,
World Cup Bees Gyaara(2011)
Ab To Hoke Rahega Humaara
Go India Go...!!
DHONI to SACHIN: "God has sent me on earth to show people how to play
cricket-"
SACHIN Replied: "I never sent anybody"
Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.
Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa, and public are in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.
Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?
Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.
Jo hum se takrayega……
Woh World Cup se tata bye bye ho jayega….
Dekha hua naaa.
Lets celebrate.
Congartulation Team India for the great WIN.
Jeet chukay ham her jang
Ab yeh bazi bhi hamari hai
Pakistan ko maar chukay
Ab Srilanka ki baari hai…
Koshish Karne Walon Ki Haar Nahi Hogi,
Ausies Se Darkar Naiyya Par Nahi Hogi,
Karo Mehnat Ji Jaan Se Mehnat Tumhari,
Duvae Hamari Bekar Nahi Hogi,
Koshish Karne Walonki Haar Nahi Hogi!
Arunachal Se Gujarat Tak
Kashmir Se Andaman Tak
Sabka Ek Hi Naara Hai
Is Baar Cup Ghar Laana Hai
Chahe Koi Samne Aaye
Jhat Se Mitti Mein Mil Jaaye
India Jab Sabko Haraaye
To Cup Ghar Kaise Na Aaye




