I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass.




It is red and it taps on the window . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A baby in a microwave.




Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!




On the door of a toilet . . . . Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!




Roses are red . . . Violets are blue . . . but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!




When are you really full of confidence? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you fart having diarrhoea.




You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.




If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!




Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.




Some people die. Others become a teacher...




I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !




I am born this way, but what is your excuse?




Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?




Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..




If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? . . . no . . . why do you wear a bra????!!!




Will we play the hulk together?? . . . . . I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!




I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

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