Jokes

yousaf · Loyal Member Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 265

Hungry Husband

John calls Jill from work and says he will be home by 5 PM and hopes that dinner will be on the table when he gets there.

He arrives home and enters the kitchen and sees a package of pasta, jar of sauce and can of vegetables on the kitchen table.

"Jill, I specifically called you from work to let you know when I would be home. Where is my dinner?"

"Dinner is on the table, John, like you asked. I don't know why you wanted it there instead of on the stove."
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