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Kidney

Postby 2013 » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:27 am

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure
enough, out popped a genie. I will grant you three wishes, said the genie.
But there is a catch. What catch? the man asked. The genie replied, Every
time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you
were granted. Well, I can live with that! No problem! replied the elated man.
What is your first wish? asked the genie. Well, I've always wanted a
Ferrari! POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. Now every lawyer in the
world has TWO Ferraris, said the genie. Next wish? I'd love a million
dollars, replied the man. POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. Now
every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars, said the genie. Well,
that's okay, as long as I've got my million, replied the man. What is your
third and final wish? The man thought long and hard, and finally said, Well,
you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!
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Postby roshni » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:09 am

nice 8)
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Re: Kidney

Postby valera » Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:00 am

nice and interesting joke

Keep it up!

Thank You.
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