Love Making In The Old Age
An old couple goes to bed whn suddenly the wife exclaims"When we were young how sweetly you use to embrace me."
The husband who was feeling too sleepy grudgingly embraces the old lady and then try to go back to sleep again.
After a few moments the old lady exclaims again "then you use to hold my hands."
The husband disinterestingly holds her hand and once again retires off to sleep.
To his utter anguishment the old lady says, "Then you use to kiss me".
This time the old man throws away the matress and gets off the bed.
"Where are you going" exclaims the old lady"
"To get my teeth"