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Postby stayer » Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:10 pm

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:



1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said"
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Postby raanaa » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:12 am

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Postby neha » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:56 pm

hahaha nice Joke

Keep it Up. Thanks

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby hitlar » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:05 pm

Funny :lol:
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Postby Gurya » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:47 am

Thank You very much. Nice
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Postby princess » Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:53 am

This is really very funny. Nice way to spend time.
Very Nice :D

Thank You.
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