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An Elephant meets an Ant!!

On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!

Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .

Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.

Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

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Ant: Haan ....
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI CHALTA !



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Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega

Mummy Papa........ ....... Nahi
Brother Sister...... ......... ...Nahi
Friends..... ......... ......... ......Nahi
Husband Lover....... ......... Nahi Nahi
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Sirf or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"


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Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,
Ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,
Aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,
Aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye

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Cool Collection Of Jokes

Please Keep It Continue ....

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