Jokes

jassu7 · Loyal Member Joined: 09 Nov 2009 Posts: 106

Smile a while - Have fun

"YOU love someone

YOU marry someone else.

The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife Kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Generation Next Motto Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko Karne denge.:

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What's the difference between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utni sir Chad ke bolegi.
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jassu7