Humor, Jokes And Riddles

jassu7 · Loyal Member Joined: 09 Nov 2009 Posts: 106

SOME THING ABOUT GIRLS

If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line de raha hai".

If you don't she says "Kitna akadta hai".

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If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".

If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".

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If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".

If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".

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If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.

If she acts smarter she think its her right.

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If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai".

If you love her she says "Peechay hi pad gayaa hai".

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If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".

If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai".

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If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".

If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".

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If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".

If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".

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If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".

If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"

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If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".

If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".

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If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".

If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain".

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If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".

If she hurts you she replies" You are not understanding".
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