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What is a Girl Friend?
 
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PostPosted: NiceFun.net    Post Subject: What is a Girl Friend? Reply With Quote

What is a Girl Friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
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Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal me "NAJAKAT"
Dil me "SACHCHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI".

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Girlfriends are just like a ghadi detergent
pehele istmal karo phir viswas karo

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Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai
jaise saamne khade ho
aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho...!!!



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lalu was doing toilet behind car.
bush came & says 'aap ke yeha police nahi pakarte?
lalu replies 'nahi, hamare yaha khud hi pakarte hai'.

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When i was sad you were there.
When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge
& Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

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doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board
to be painted infront of his clinic ,

but our sardar painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".

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hahaha nice Joke

Keep it Up. Thanks

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