Jokes

yousaf · Loyal Member Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 265

What will the neighbors think?

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."
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yousaf · Loyal Member Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 265

How have times changed?

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.

Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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Aarti

hahahaha Good collection
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Only He Who attempts the absurd is capable Of achieving the impossible

prodigy · Fun Addict Joined: 17 Feb 2009 Posts: 811 Location: Heaven

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hitlar · Fun Addict Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 543

Funny

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