* We got off the Titanic first.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
* We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of
being lost is to ask for directions.
* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like
complete idiots in ours.
* Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... ( You got the point? ).
* We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
* We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!
* We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there.