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yousaf · Loyal Member Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 265

Wife Is a Car Feature

Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture of it to bring to work with him to show everyone. The picture was a Polaroid snapshot of his wife sitting in one of the front seats.

Steve crowed as he showed the picture to co-worker Jim, "It's got power steering, anti-lock brakes, cruise control and a driver's side air bag."

Jim squinted at the picture. Having never seen Steve's wife before, he asked, "Who's that?"

"Oh," said Steve with a grin, "another feature, my passenger-side wind bag!"
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yousaf · Loyal Member Joined: 28 May 2008 Posts: 265

Check Him Out

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.

Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa."
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raanaa

very nice
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