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Postby 2013 » Sat Feb 18, 2012 5:41 am

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That´s no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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Postby roshni » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:21 am

nice 8) and cool
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Postby roshni » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:34 am

nice :lol:
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Postby roshni » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:07 am

nice
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Re: Xmas shopping

Postby valera » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:03 am

nice and interesting joke

Keep it up!

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